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League of polite harrassment
League of Legends moment of the day: Pick on the rager with jungle ganks then politely ask them to stop ‘letting down their team’ to force them to leave. It’s not sporting, but it’s bloody effective!
Most retarded way to end a game of LoL
Was stomping some noobs on League of Legends, we did a joke surrender 2 seconds before we destroyed their nexus and everyone said yes. FML.
Lurpak: What the actual fuck.
Claire brought me a gift today, Lurpak butter. Apparently they were handing it out as an advertising promotion… Seriously, the tar is nearly boiling off the roads and some bright spark thought it was a good idea to give people tubs of butter?! They didn’t even give anything to eat the butter with, just butter. So I’m sure everyone will just LOVE Lurpak after they’ve carried...
Are there limes in key lime pie???– Caz Sanderson
Claire made an awesome roast dinner today, but far and away the best part of the meal was the gravy prepared lovingly with my own nitric acid drenched hands. It was so good in fact, that after the meal Claire was challenged to chug what remained of the gravy as a challenge; which she promptly failed. As the forfeit for not drinking the gravy she had to compete with me in the CINNAMON...
Are we descended from Dinasourz?– Blane Small - getting to grips with evolutionary theory
Rapeman is the superhero the modern world needs! →
Rapeman. He fights crime with rape, the only way to fight crime!
Steak and George R.R Martin's predicted demise
Dear Tumblrs, I made steak with new potatoes and asparagus, it was very nice. I am an awesome cook! Claire Lawson and I predicted George R.R Martins death through an internet life expectancy calculator. It’s not looking good, he only has 1700 days so if you’re reading this George: Hurry the fuck up! We may have over-estimated the amount of food he eats (from the amount he talks about...